So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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