some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I looked at my own cervix.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
birth control should be required to get into college
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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