If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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