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I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds