And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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