just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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