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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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