i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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