the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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