i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
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We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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