What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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