billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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