rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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