When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
this beer tastes like vomit already
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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