C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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