i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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