just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
