I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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