If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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