He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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