Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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