one two three fourrrrnication!
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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