When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
