Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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