dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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