dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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