thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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