Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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