Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
