You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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