Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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