problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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