Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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