Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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