I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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