Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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