Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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