I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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