bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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