You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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