Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Randomize
