I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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