I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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