But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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