I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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