My brain says no but my pants say off.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
