that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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