hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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