I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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