The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Is it because I queefed?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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