ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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