Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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