2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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