Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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