My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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