He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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